Serverless Supervisor Finds Servers

>be me >serverless supervisor >in charge of making sure the serverless environment is in fact, serverless >occasionally have to check if it’s really serverless >one day, find out there are actual servers being used >serverless environment is no longer serverless >distress.jpg >ask my boss what to do >he says “just make it serverless again” >i say “how” >he says “i don’t know, you’re the supervisor” >rage.jpg >quit my job >become a servers supervisor >first day on the job, go to the new server room >it’s empty, serverless

A greentext story follows a supervisor responsible for keeping an environment serverless. After discovering that actual servers are being used, the boss tells him to make it serverless again without explaining how, so he quits and becomes a server supervisor—only to find the server room empty because it is truly serverless. The joke relies on literal wordplay and escalating absurdity around “serverless.”

• @gentoomemes / 12172 2024-07-05