Programming Goat Farming Escalation

We need the programming version of this to whip out when c programmers start getting obnoxious I thought using loops was cheating, so I programmed my own using samples. I then thought using samples was cheating, so I recorded real drums. I then thought that programming it was cheating, so I learned to play drums for real. I then thought using bought drums was cheating, so I learned to make my own. I then thought using premade skins was cheating, so I killed a goat and skinned it. I then thought that was cheating too, so I grew my own goat from a baby goat. I also think that is cheating, but I'm not sure where to go from here. I haven't made any music lately, what with the goat farming and all.

The image is a screenshot of a social media post introducing a programming-themed version of an escalating joke, followed by a white text panel about progressively avoiding loops, samples, drums, premade skins, and even purchased goats. The punchline is the absurd commitment to eliminating every shortcut until the person is farming goats instead of making music, presented as a reaction to overly obnoxious purist programmers. EN: The image is a screenshot of a social media post introducing a programming-themed version of an escalating joke, followed by a white text panel about progressively avoiding loops, samples, drums, premade skins, and even purchased goats. The punchline is the absurd commitment to eliminating every shortcut until the person is farming goats instead of making music, presented as a reaction to overly obnoxious purist programmers.

• @gentoomemes / 12062 2024-06-29