Stop Using Kubernetes

STOP USING KUBERNETES • CONTAINERS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE ORCHESTRATED BY SENTIENT YAML FILES • YEARS OF SERVER MANAGEMENT yet NO ONE QUESTIONED WHY WE NEED 17 LAYERS OF ABSTRACTION TO RUN 'HELLO WORLD' • "Let's migrate our monolith to microservices", "We need to implement a service mesh" -- Statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what DevOps engineers have been forcing upon innocent developers all this time with all the complexity we have endured (These are REAL DIAGRAMS found in REAL KUBERNETES DOCUMENTATION) ????? ??????? ???????????????? Hello I would like to debug my pod's persistent volume claim They have played us for absolute fools

A satirical anti-Kubernetes meme shows a tangled mass of cables, a bewildered developer facing monitors, and a fiery Kubernetes emblem labeled as supposedly real documentation diagrams. The text mocks containers, YAML, microservices, service meshes, and layers of abstraction as absurd complexity imposed by DevOps engineers. It is sent as a humorous reaction when software infrastructure feels needlessly overengineered or impossible to debug.

• @gentoomemes / 12040 2024-06-28