Git Perfectionist Commit Rules

THE GIT PERFECTIONIST "CAN YOU FIX YOUR HISTORY, IT SHOULD BE DESCRIPTIVE" "WE SHOULD KEEP A GOOD LINEAR HISTORY" "THE COMMIT SHOULD START WITH A UPPERCASE LETTER AND END WITH A DOT" "JUST REBASE BRO" "NO NEED TO SQUASH IF YOU JUST WRITE GOOD COMMITS FROM THE BEGINNING" 3 4 PR DESCRIPTION SIZE

A stylized young man walks surrounded by exaggerated Git workflow advice about descriptive history, linear history, punctuation, rebasing, and commit quality. The joke mocks overly pedantic Git users and the unrealistic expectation that every pull request should be perfectly organized and only three to four lines long. It is sent as a reaction to obsessive code-review standards or developers taking version control etiquette too seriously.

• @gentoomemes / 11975 2024-06-24