CPU Guard Stops the Computer Fan

COMPUTER CPU GUARD SAFEGUARDS CPU AGAINST DANGER IF CPU FAN STOPS WORKING, CPU MAY BECOME TOO HOT NEW CPU FAN MUST BE INSTALLED IF CPU FAN IS NOT WORKING, LOOK! THE RED LIGHT IS ON B.BU...B... LISTEN! THE ALARM IS HEARD THE GREEN LIGHT IS ON WHEN CPU GUARD IS ON DUTY CPU Guard Green Light - CPU Fan On Duty Red Light - CPU Fan is Not Working JR007 S/N. 9398 GREEN : CPU GUARD ON DUTY RED : CPU FAN STOPS WORKING CE Plug & Play CPU GUARD CAN BE FIXED ONTO A DB-25 HOLE OR A METAL BRACKET ATTACHED TWO CONNECTING CABLES ENCLOSED FROM POWER SUPPLY TO CPU FAN JB-007

A vintage computer accessory package advertises a CPU fan safety guard with warning lights and an alarm. The exaggerated warning that a stopped fan makes the CPU become “too HOT,” combined with the garish retro packaging and awkward English, makes it funny as an absurd old-tech product. It can be sent as a reaction to overengineered solutions, obsolete technology, or dramatic warnings about a minor problem. EN: A vintage computer accessory package advertises a CPU fan safety guard with warning lights and an alarm. The exaggerated warning that a stopped fan makes the CPU become “too HOT,” combined with the garish retro packaging and awkward English, makes it funny as an absurd old-tech product. It can be sent as a reaction to overengineered solutions, obsolete technology, or dramatic warnings about a minor problem.

• @gentoomemes / 11567 2024-05-30