Edible Parmesan Microchips
Thinking about that time my Italian housemate told me they put edible microchips in parmesan and I just went "that's great dude" because they were schizophrenic but it turns out they do in fact put microchips in Parmesan “Don’t buy the Italian olive oil at the supermarket, the mafia dilutes it” sounds like the most schizophrenic thing but it’s true
A dark-mode social media screenshot shows a post about an Italian housemate claiming that edible microchips are put in Parmesan, followed by a quoted post about the Italian mafia diluting supermarket olive oil. The joke is that an apparently paranoid or delusional claim turns out to be treated as true, making the narrator regret dismissing the housemate. It is used as an absurd reaction to situations where an unbelievable conspiracy sounds crazy but may be real.
social media post / публикация в соцсетиquoted tweet / цитируемый твитdark interface / тёмный интерфейсprofile avatar / аватар профиляfollow button / кнопка подпискиtext caption / текстовая подписьParmesan cheese / сыр пармезанmicrochip / микрочипolive oil / оливковое маслоsupermarket / супермаркетItalian housemate / итальянский сосед по квартиреmafia / мафияblue verification badge / синяя галочка верификации
- @gentoomemes / 10937 2024-04-27
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×671 · 86.6 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, dark humor
- Language
- en
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