First Graders’ Future Career Choices

"Japan's fucked" LMAO I'm crying 1st graders' answer to "what do you want to be in the future?" Boys: # 1 Assassin # 2 Putin # 3 Black guy in Conan Girls: # 1 Hololive # Trump's wife # Seiyuu 話題のツイートbot もう日本終わりだろ 新小1 なりたい職業は？ 男の子 1 殺し屋 (17.2) 2 プーチン (13.0) 3 コナンの黒い人 (7.6) 4 運転士・運転手 (7.4) 5 TV・アニメキャラクター (6.7) 6 研究者 (5.1) 7 医師 (3.4) 8 ユーチューバー (3.4) 9 ケーキ屋・パン屋 (3.2) 10 自営業 (3.0)

A dark social-media meme contrasts absurd answers supposedly given by first graders about their future careers with a Japanese poll showing boys choosing “assassin,” “Putin,” and “the black guy in Conan.” The joke is that children’s aspirations are bizarrely violent, political, and anime-related, suggesting that Japan’s future is doomed. It is sent as an ironic reaction to shocking or chaotic opinions from children and younger internet users.

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