Outsmarting the Route Up Everest

All those fools. I’m going to outsmart them by going up the route with hardly any corpses on it! BODIES ON EVEREST DEATH ZONE SUMMIT HILLARY STEP LHOTSE FACE

A tweet jokes about finding a clever Everest climbing route with hardly any corpses, paired with a graphic showing the mountain covered in markers for dead climbers. The punchline is that the supposedly safer route still passes through the infamous death zone and the many bodies left on Everest, so the speaker’s confidence is absurd. EN: A tweet jokes about finding a clever Everest climbing route with hardly any corpses, paired with a graphic showing the mountain covered in markers for dead climbers. The punchline is that the supposedly safer route still passes through the infamous death zone and the many bodies left on Everest, so the speaker’s confidence is absurd.

• @eternalclassic / 78654 2025-11-12