Snowed In, Cranking Hog All Day

Text on the meme

Damm im snowed in, looks like I have to rip the pen and crank hog all day

What it means

A snowy backyard is viewed from above, with several air-conditioning units against a brick building and a blurred pen in the foreground. The caption jokingly claims that being snowed in leaves the poster stuck indoors masturbating all day, using crude slang for an absurd reaction to the weather.

Objects

snow / снег snowy backyard / заснеженный двор brick building / кирпичное здание air-conditioning units / кондиционеры window / окно blurred pen / размытая ручка yellow pen body / жёлтый корпус ручки white pen cap / белый колпачок ручки patchy grass / пятнистая трава concrete ground / бетонная земля