Roses Are Red, AI Is Inaccurate
Roses are red, AI is inaccurate, I eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate. Nov 2024: 165 particles/mL July 2025: 20 particles/mL
A screenshot shows a mock poetic caption followed by Bryan Johnson’s claim about reducing microplastics in his ejaculate. The joke is that the romantic “roses are red” poem format is abruptly replaced with an absurdly specific and bizarre health statistic, mocking extreme biohacking claims.
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- @rzeczyzabawne / 21752 2025-10-25
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- tweet screenshot
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- absurd, sarcastic
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- en
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