Sell Her Skateboard Anyway

Text on the meme

How long after a girl ghosts you is it acceptable to sell her skateboard on Facebook Marketplace Give that back to her I have no method of contacting her put that shit on facebook marketplace

What it means

A screenshot of a social-media post asks how long someone should wait after being ghosted before selling the girl’s skateboard on Facebook Marketplace. A reply says to give it back, but the original poster claims there is no way to contact her, prompting the blunt suggestion to list it online. The joke is the absurdly practical response to being ghosted and the escalating deadpan conversation. EN: A screenshot of a social-media post asks how long someone should wait after being ghosted before selling the girl’s skateboard on Facebook Marketplace. A reply says to give it back, but the original poster claims there is no way to contact her, prompting the blunt suggestion to list it online. The joke is the absurdly practical response to being ghosted and the escalating deadpan conversation.

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