Python API for Human Brains
You can get python api access to actual human brains grown in a lab computing is about to get WEIRD wetware > hardware INCLUDED IN YOUR ACCESS • Integrated R&D environment for biocomputing research • 24/7 remote access to brain organoid • Realtime neural stimulation and reading • Programming API for Python • Digital notebook for documentation and research • Data storage and backup • Technical support 16 partially grown human brains with no mouths, tiny eyes called organoids that live for 100 days comprise the “world’s first bioprocessor” for a “million times less power than a digital chip” and omfg we are now in fact living in The Matrix
A screenshot of tweets joking about accessing lab-grown human brain organoids through a Python API. The embedded mock advertisement lists remote brain access, neural stimulation, and programming support. The punchline compares biological computing to the Matrix and exaggerates the bizarre future of “wetware” outperforming hardware in energy efficiency.
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- Twitter screenshot
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- absurd, sarcastic
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