Stop Using JavaScript

STOP USING JAVASCRIPT • WEBSITES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BIGGER THAN DOOM • YEARS OF WEB DESIGN yet NO REAL WORLD USE found for performing calculations inside a BROWSER • Want to perform them anyway, for a laugh? We had a tool for that: They were called “PROGRAMS” • “At the agile stand up the scrummaster said we’re going to pivot to react” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Web Developers have been demanding your Clicks for all this time, with all the bandwidth & server space we built for them (These are REAL websites built by REAL web developers) LOGGING IN??? PAYWALLS????? TRACKING COOKIES??????? They have played us for absolute fools

A satirical poster criticizes modern web development by comparing bloated websites, logins, paywalls, tracking cookies, and JavaScript frameworks with the simpler early web and standalone programs. The joke is that web developers allegedly demanded users’ clicks, bandwidth, and server space to create unnecessary complexity, making visitors feel deceived. It is shared as a reaction to frustrating websites and JavaScript-heavy web design. EN: A satirical poster criticizes modern web development by comparing bloated websites, logins, paywalls, tracking cookies, and JavaScript frameworks with the simpler early web and standalone programs. The joke is that web developers allegedly demanded users’ clicks, bandwidth, and server space to create unnecessary complexity, making visitors feel deceived. It is shared as a reaction to frustrating websites and JavaScript-heavy web design.

• @gentoomemes / 10678 2024-04-18