You'll Pay Nothing and Be Happy

Text on the meme

You'll pay nothing. And you'll be happy Based on the input of pirates from the International Pirate Gang

What it means

A pirate captain with an eyepatch and a colorful parrot stands on a ship at sunset. The slogan promises that paying nothing will make everyone happy, parodying overly confident pirate logic and the idea of a suspiciously generous deal. It is used as an absurd reaction to free offers or situations where someone insists that a costless option is obviously beneficial.

Objects

pirate captain / пиратский капитан eyepatch / повязка на глазу colorful parrot / разноцветный попугай pirate hat / пиратская шляпа red bandana / красная бандана black coat / чёрный мундир gold trim / золотая отделка wooden sailing ship / деревянный парусный корабль ship sails / паруса корабля ocean / океан sunset sky / небо на закате palm tree / пальма beard / борода mustache / усы