Choosing an OS Flowchart

Choosing an OS Do you fear technology? Yes No Is your dad rich? Yes No Do you care about freedom/privacy? No Yes Do you have a life? Yes No Do you want an OS to serve as the third temple of Jerusalem and include the ability to communicate with god? Yes No Are you a CIA

A humorous decision tree recommends different operating systems based on whether the user fears technology, has a rich father, cares about freedom and privacy, has a life, or wants an operating system connected to the third temple of Jerusalem and communication with God. The joke exaggerates stereotypes about Apple, ChromeOS, Windows, Ubuntu, Debian, Fedora, Arch Linux, and obscure operating systems as if choosing an OS were a personality test. EN: A humorous decision tree recommends different operating systems based on whether the user fears technology, has a rich father, cares about freedom and privacy, has a life, or wants an operating system connected to the third temple of Jerusalem and communication with God. The joke exaggerates stereotypes about Apple, ChromeOS, Windows, Ubuntu, Debian, Fedora, Arch Linux, and obscure operating systems as if choosing an OS were a personality test.

• @gentoomemes / 10497 2024-04-09