Brutal Job Rejection Email

Careers: Update on Your Application Hello, Thank you so much for your feeble attempt to join the illustrious team at [redacted]. After what can only be described as a torturous review process, we have come to the unsurprising conclusion that you are simply not up to our standards. Frankly, we are astounded that you even thought you stood a chance. Your lackluster qualifications to impress us were certainly not professional. It's no wonder we've decided to put an end to this application before it goes any further. However, don't despair! Although we have no intention of ever considering you for a role here again, we will keep your information on file just in case we ever need a good laugh in the future. Rest assured, we'll be sure to reach out if we ever require an example of what not to look for in a candidate. Thank you for gracing us with your presence, however brief and disappointing it may have been. We wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors, although we highly doubt you'll need it. Best Regards, [redacted] Recruiting Team

A dark-mode email from a recruiting team delivers an exceptionally harsh rejection to a job applicant. The deliberately insulting wording turns an ordinary application rejection into an absurd roast, making it useful as a reaction to failure, rejection, or someone being brutally dismissed.

• @gentoomemes / 10394 2024-04-04