And the Universe Said I Love You

and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code and the universe said I love you because you are love. ...rig the next two mob votes to inflate community engagement, continue using Minecoins to monetize Bedrock Edition content that's easily accessible for free on Java Edition, introduce filler content in each future update instead of reading user feedback, half-ass an attempt at pushing inappropriate chat messages, and ignore age-old bugs across both editions of the game. /kill Microsoft Any questions?

A two-panel comic shows the universe represented by a Minecraft-like character affectionately telling another character, “I love you because you are love.” The punchline abruptly switches to a long sarcastic list of alleged Mojang and Microsoft decisions, ending with “/kill Microsoft” and “Any questions?” It is used as a reaction to criticize Minecraft monetization, updates, mob votes, chat moderation, and unresolved bugs. EN: A two-panel comic shows the universe represented by a Minecraft-like character affectionately telling another character, “I love you because you are love.” The punchline abruptly switches to a long sarcastic list of alleged Mojang and Microsoft decisions, ending with “/kill Microsoft” and “Any questions?” It is used as a reaction to criticize Minecraft monetization, updates, mob votes, chat moderation, and unresolved bugs.

• @gentoomemes / 10312 2024-04-01