Linux Game Like Boxing

I'll let you in on a little something. The Linux game, it's not like boxing. The user who gets crashes isn't the loser. The user who can't tough it out to the end, is the one who loses. KIRYU CHAN! Just use apple, you fucking try hards >here's what's going to happen, Majima >I'm going to politely prompt you to update and you have 6 hours before I force you to update Windows no matter what you were busy doing or what settings you picked about about >YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW MANY IPHONES I GO THROUGH, KIRYU? It's game over, Kiryu! ChromeOS and Fuschia will be the end of Linux! Your files are old! The cloud is always young! You will never keep your files as long as the Blackrockuza is after you! >I'm telling you, Ichiban! Arch Linux IS GAY now! Listen! >even if you uninstall SystemD! The gay is relentless and already in charge of our entire webdev ecosystem from the white house and Amazon webservices!

A collage of Yakuza characters appears in a chaotic 4chan-style discussion about Linux distributions, Windows updates, Apple devices, ChromeOS, Fuchsia, Arch Linux, and cloud services. The joke treats operating systems and tech arguments like an over-the-top Yakuza rivalry, with dramatic threats and absurd personification of software. It works as a reaction to heated operating-system debates, Linux frustration, or exaggerated tech tribalism.

• @gentoomemes / 10118 2024-03-25