Bare Minimum Startup Employee

Been scamming startups for past two years and I feel a tiny bit bad about it I use my Google status to join shitty remote startups and do the bare minimum to avoid getting fired. So I’ve far I’ve been fired 4x in the past 1.5 years and I’m gonna try to keep this going for as long as possible. In the past 1.5 years I’ve gotten to visit 15 countries, lived in China for a few months, dated multiple women, finish ground school and got my private pilot license, caught up on all my favorite movies and video games, saw my my family as much as possible. Lately I’ve been feeling a bit bad after meeting my boss IRL who’s paying me 250k base and really trusts me. But in reality I’m doing basically no work. About 4 hours a week and I’m waiting for them to fire again like my other 3 jobs. Usually once they PIP me or start getting angry I take sick leave and then get fired the following

A person describes using their Google status to join remote startups, doing almost no work, and repeatedly waiting to be fired while spending the time traveling, dating, gaming, and earning pilot credentials. The punchline is the contrast between feeling guilty after meeting a trusting, highly paid boss and deliberately exploiting remote work for an unusually carefree lifestyle. It is shared as a reaction to quiet quitting, job-hopping, or unapologetic workplace fraud. EN: A person describes using their Google status to join remote startups, doing almost no work, and repeatedly waiting to be fired while spending the time traveling, dating, gaming, and earning pilot credentials. The punchline is the contrast between feeling guilty after meeting a trusting, highly paid boss and deliberately exploiting remote work for an unusually carefree lifestyle. It is shared as a reaction to quiet quitting, job-hopping, or unapologetic workplace fraud.

• @gentoomemes / 10072 2024-03-22