openSUSE KDE Anonymous thread

>Hey, have you seen what that creep has on his laptop? >Who? >You know, that weirdo! >You mean anon? >Yeah! >*Eww I asked him for help with homework once and he hit on me! >Haha, yeah! So I saw he has some weird macOS-like knock-off/cf??? With a dock and stuff, but somehow off. >Lol, why not, like, just buy macbook??? Is he poor? >Right?! But get this, on his desktop instead of Apple logo in the top left, there was some weird gecko thing. >Omg, he's so childish, I bet it's something from his animes! >Haha, yeah! Remember anon - don't use this distro. Good morning ladies... did I hear you talking about me? >ummm.. no Hmmmmmmmmmm, well, that's a shame... *unzips cock* >O.M.G, what a fat penis! *drops to knees* SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPPSLURPS URLSURSLURSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP *POP* This only works if you use KDE. >>99508456 >>99514790 >Good morning ladies... did I hear you talking about me? >Yeah, we were laughing at you! >O-okay... >Oh look, Chad is coming with his Surface, get lost, loser! This is how it ends if you use openSUSE (and KDE).

Анонимный тред на имиджборде высмеивает openSUSE и KDE через нарочито нелепую сексуальную шутку: девушки обсуждают странный ноутбук с логотипом openSUSE, а владелец внезапно превращает разговор в абсурдную сцену. Финальная реплика про Chad с Surface подаёт Linux-дистрибутив как проигравшего в стереотипной войне операционных систем. EN: An anonymous imageboard thread mocks openSUSE and KDE through an intentionally ridiculous sexual joke: the girls discuss a strange laptop with the openSUSE logo, and its owner abruptly turns the conversation into an absurd scene. The final line about Chad with a Surface portrays the Linux distribution as the loser in a stereotypical operating-system rivalry.

• @gentoomemes / 9996 2024-03-16