Landlord Tracks Berry Consumption

NOTICE FROM LANDLORD AS YOU KNOW I PLACE FRESH BERRIES IN THE BERRY BOWL EACH MORNING FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. BERRY BOWL WELL DID YOU KNOW I USE AN AI CAMERA TO TRACK WHO TAKES WHICH FRUIT? DEVON 3 BLUE CARLEIGH 2 STRAW 1 GRAPE LAST MONTH RANKINGS Most Blueberries -- DEVON (56 blueberries) Most Grapes -- SHANNON (23 grapes) Most Plums -- OMAR (27 plums) Most Strawberry -- CHRIST. (9 strawberry) NO ONE'S IN TROUBLE, I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THIS RANKING 😏 I USE THE DATA TO KNOW WHICH BERRIES TO BUY; IT'S FINE FOR ME TO DO THIS IF YOU LIVE IN MY BUILDING I CAN USE YOUR DATA

На объявлении от арендодателя говорится, что он использует камеру с искусственным интеллектом, чтобы отслеживать, кто какие ягоды берет из общей миски. Затем он публикует рейтинг жильцов по количеству съеденных ягод, превращая безобидное угощение в жуткое наблюдение за соседями. Шутка высмеивает чрезмерный сбор данных и слежку под видом удобства. EN: A landlord’s notice says he uses an AI camera to track which berries each resident takes from a communal bowl. He then publishes a ranking of tenants by the number of berries they ate, turning a harmless snack into creepy surveillance of the neighbors. The joke mocks excessive data collection and tracking disguised as convenience.

• @gentoomemes / 9960 2024-03-14