NSA Backdoors in Memory-Safe Languages

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The reason why NSA suggests these specific languages is because this is the list of languages they already sneaked their backdoor in so a personal NSA agent can ensure that your program is memory safe in real time. In no particular order, the NSA suggests these memory-safe programming languages Go Rust C# Swift Java Ruby Python Delphi/Object Pascal Ada

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A screenshot of a social media post jokes that the NSA recommends memory-safe programming languages because it has supposedly hidden backdoors in all of them. The punchline parodies conspiracy theories about government surveillance and software security, making the list of legitimate languages sound suspicious. EN: A screenshot of a social media post jokes that the NSA recommends memory-safe programming languages because it has supposedly hidden backdoors in all of them. The punchline parodies conspiracy theories about government surveillance and software security, making the list of legitimate languages sound suspicious.

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