Microsoft Still Top Three

>Do nothing of note in years >Surface ded >Xbox ded >Win phone ded >Windows getting worse every year and hemorrhaging users >Still in the top 3 of biggest companies in the world are Office and Azure THAT profitable?

Satya Nadella appears alongside a list mocking Microsoft's failed products and Windows decline, then wonders whether Office and Azure are really profitable enough to keep Microsoft among the world's three biggest companies. The joke is an exaggerated contrast between Microsoft's supposedly dying consumer products and its enormous success from enterprise software and cloud services. EN: Satya Nadella appears alongside a list mocking Microsoft's failed products and Windows decline, then wonders whether Office and Azure are really profitable enough to keep Microsoft among the world's three biggest companies. The joke is an exaggerated contrast between Microsoft's supposedly dying consumer products and its enormous success from enterprise software and cloud services.

• @gentoomemes / 9260 2024-02-08