Concrete Shaker Against Noisy Neighbors

>Be me >fucking jeets next door (townhouse, shared wall) >jeets doing jeet things like having *FUCKING FIRES ON THEIR LIVING ROOM FLOOR* >Jeetery setting off smoke detector >City refuses to do anything >3 times a day the jeet has fires of incense going >once a day the jeet will ring bells for 30mins at a time >go on amazon >purchase 40W concrete shaker >create pixelated >connect Jeetshaker to smartplug >research noise laws in city >noise can't be more frequent than every 60mins, can't last longer than 10mins >Create Homeassistant(smarthome) rule to turn on concrete shaker every 61 mins for 9mins >Rule has exception for when house is occupied (alarm state must—armed—away) Every time we leave the house the jeets have their entire house shake hourly. Jeets moved Video of the jeetshaker in action: https://streamable.com/vr99ap

A text-heavy 4chan-style copypasta shows a person dealing with noisy neighbors who burn incense, ring bells, and set off a smoke detector. The narrator retaliates by installing a concrete shaker connected to a smart plug, making the entire neighboring house vibrate hourly whenever they leave. The punchline is that the neighbors eventually move away. EN: A text-heavy 4chan-style copypasta shows a person dealing with noisy neighbors who burn incense, ring bells, and set off a smoke detector. The narrator retaliates by installing a concrete shaker connected to a smart plug, making the entire neighboring house vibrate hourly whenever they leave. The punchline is that the neighbors eventually move away.

• @gentoomemes / 8820 2024-01-18