Radioactive Battery Lasts 50 Years
A tiny radioactive battery could keep your future phone running for 50 years News By James Ide published about 24 hours ago A glowing horizon for phones BETAVOLT Mark: BV100 SN: XXXXXXXXXX Ni63: Max 500? Carbon Radioactive Nuclear Lifetime 50 Years 3V
A screenshot of a technology news article about a tiny radioactive battery supposedly powering a future phone for 50 years. The joke comes from the absurdly long battery life and the comically ominous radioactive nuclear labeling on the battery prototype, making it a reaction to unrealistic tech promises or endless phone battery anxiety.
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- @gentoomemes / 8697 2024-01-13
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- absurd, sarcastic
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