Salt Circle Against the Demon

>make deal with demon to get a shit ton of gold >use gold to fund filtering salt out of entire ocean >use remaining funds to launch salt into orbit >salt forms ring around the earth >when demon comes back to fuck you up, it can't get pass salt circle

A greentext describes a person making a deal with a demon for immense wealth, then spending it to remove salt from the ocean and launch that salt into orbit, creating a salt ring around Earth. The punchline is an absurd loophole: the demon cannot reach the person because the planet is protected by a gigantic salt circle, parodying supernatural folklore about salt wards. EN: A greentext describes a person making a deal with a demon for immense wealth, then spending it to remove salt from the ocean and launch that salt into orbit, creating a salt ring around Earth. The punchline is an absurd loophole: the demon cannot reach the person because the planet is protected by a gigantic salt circle, parodying supernatural folklore about salt wards.

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