DNA Test Proves Impossible Paternity
>be 27 >virgin >girl I went to uni with a few years ago calls me >"hey anon i'm really sorry to do this but I had a baby and I think it's yours" >uh bitch that's fucking impossible we never had sex >"what the fuck are you talking about are you serious" >start arguing >get a DNA test just to shut her the fuck up >it's positive what the fuck am I losing my fucking mind
A greentext-style story shows a 27-year-old virgin being contacted by a former university acquaintance who claims he fathered her baby. He insists they never had sex, but a DNA test comes back positive, leaving him in disbelief and panic. The joke is the absurd impossible situation and the narrator’s escalating confusion, making it useful as a reaction to an unbelievable revelation or bizarre plot twist.
green text / зелёный текстtext screenshot / скриншот текстаcomputer interface / интерфейс компьютераsmall alien-like face / маленькое инопланетное лицоfile preview / предпросмотр файлаPNG file / PNG-файлwhite background / белый фонblack caption / чёрная подписьDNA test / тест ДНКbaby / ребёнокuniversity acquaintance / знакомая из университетаargument / ссора
- @eternalclassic / 76656 2025-10-03
- Template
- 4chan greentext
- Type
- image
- Size
- 711×614 · 45.1 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, panicked
- Language
- en
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