Back to 1995 First Thing

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You wake up and it’s back to 1995. No WiFi, no cellphones, the simple life. What is the first thing you do? Probably start jorkin it Invest in Amazon after I finish jorkin it Predict 9/11 and then proceed to Jork it

What it means

A screenshot of an Instagram-style comment thread asks what someone would do after waking up in 1995 without WiFi or cellphones. The replies escalate from masturbation to investing in Amazon and predicting 9/11, creating an absurd time-travel joke about exploiting future knowledge before returning to the same crude impulse. EN: A screenshot of an Instagram-style comment thread asks what someone would do after waking up in 1995 without WiFi or cellphones. The replies escalate from masturbation to investing in Amazon and predicting 9/11, creating an absurd time-travel joke about exploiting future knowledge before returning to the same crude impulse.

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