AI Broke My Dick
AI broke my dick Hello Goonbotholics Anonymous because re-generating messages until they're perfect and so on can take several minutes, it means you can basically edge for ever I edged with AI chatbots for hours every day. My highest times are around 5 hours. Yes, it feels better than hard drugs. But now I have a rare, incurable injury called Hard Flaccid Syndrome as a direct result and I can’t even have sex with boner pills, because my pelvic floor would just cramp up, lol. Rip to my youth so if ya goon with the AI, limit your time and be careful. Hope I could spread some awareness, Stay safe
A Reddit-style confession screenshot shows a man’s distressed face behind text about repeatedly regenerating AI chatbot messages and edging for hours. The joke is an absurd fake warning about developing “Hard Flaccid Syndrome” from AI-assisted masturbation, parodying serious health-awareness posts and cautionary internet confessions. It is used as an ironic reaction to excessive AI use, gooning, or an unexpectedly extreme habit. EN: A Reddit-style confession screenshot shows a man’s distressed face behind text about repeatedly regenerating AI chatbot messages and edging for hours. The joke is an absurd fake warning about developing “Hard Flaccid Syndrome” from AI-assisted masturbation, parodying serious health-awareness posts and cautionary internet confessions. It is used as an ironic reaction to excessive AI use, gooning, or an unexpectedly extreme habit.
- @eternalclassic / 76556 2025-10-01
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