Fat-Ass Sucker Engineering Class

today i woke up at 1pm, went to my engineering class, and volunteered to answer a question. i got it completely wrong, and my professor laughed at me and gave me a sucker for trying. the sucker had a fat ass. this is the closest i will ever get to eating ass. fml

A hand holds a round chocolate sucker in front of a laptop. The joke is that the candy’s shape resembles a butt, turning the narrator’s embarrassing classroom experience into a crude self-deprecating joke about eating ass. It is shared as an absurd, vulgar reaction to feeling unlucky or hopeless. EN: A hand holds a round chocolate sucker in front of a laptop. The joke is that the candy’s shape resembles a butt, turning the narrator’s embarrassing classroom experience into a crude self-deprecating joke about eating ass. It is shared as an absurd, vulgar reaction to feeling unlucky or hopeless.

• @eternalclassic / 76443 2025-09-28