Yakubian Albino Powers Deadline

Me using my Yakubian Albinoid powers of Tricknology to manipulate the magnetic fields around me so I can take control of every electronic device within an 88 mile radius and have them purchase all flights from India to prevent H-1B Visa holders from getting here before the deadline.

A bearded man in a floral shirt stares intensely at the camera with glowing eyes and a purple-blue energy effect around him. The caption humorously describes an absurd supernatural plan to control electronics and block H-1B visa holders from arriving before a deadline, parodying elaborate conspiracy theories and reactionary immigration anxiety. It is sent as an absurd reaction to someone proposing an extremely overcomplicated or desperate solution. EN: A bearded man in a floral shirt stares intensely at the camera with glowing eyes and a purple-blue energy effect around him. The caption humorously describes an absurd supernatural plan to control electronics and block H-1B visa holders from arriving before a deadline, parodying elaborate conspiracy theories and reactionary immigration anxiety. It is sent as an absurd reaction to someone proposing an extremely overcomplicated or desperate solution.

• @eternalclassic / 76436 2025-09-28