iPhone Without a Camera

Introducing the all-new iPhone 17 Pro, the first iPhone without a camera. Because why capture moments when you can just invent them? We're also redefining personalized ads. Because who wouldn't buy protein powder if their mom told them to? Seriously, buy it. Your phone now buys stuff before you even know you want it. So what are you waiting for?

A satirical Apple-style commercial presents a camera-less iPhone that can invent memories, personalize manipulative ads, and buy products before the user knows they want them. The escalating sales pitch turns familiar AI and targeted-advertising promises into absurd dystopian comedy, ending with an ordinary-looking phone reveal; upbeat commercial music and a bizarre mooing sound make the fake ad feel even more ridiculous. It works as a reaction to invasive technology, algorithmic advertising, or blindly buying into hype. EN: A satirical Apple-style commercial presents a camera-less iPhone that can invent memories, personalize manipulative ads, and buy products before the user knows they want them. The escalating sales pitch turns familiar AI and targeted-advertising promises into absurd dystopian comedy, ending with an ordinary-looking phone reveal; upbeat commercial music and a bizarre mooing sound make the fake ad feel even more ridiculous. It works as a reaction to invasive technology, algorithmic advertising, or blindly buying into hype.

• @eternalclassic / 76123 2025-09-22