Business Brain Negotiation

A woman asked to put her finger in my butt during sex. Usual me would have said an immediate no. But business brain kicked in. "Think of this woman as a client. Now how do we reach a mutually beneficial outcome?" I asked "What's it worth to you?" She replied "well what do you want?" My butt suddenly had leverage. We went back and forth and eventually settled I would get access to her Canva Pro, Duolingo Family and Spotify Premium. I can be a tough negotiator but I will also bend over backwards to make sure the client is happy. If you enter business with me, I'll let you put your finger wherever you want for a good deal.

A social media post describes a man turning an unexpected sexual request into a business negotiation. He bargains for access to Canva Pro, Duolingo Family, and Spotify Premium, using a pun on leverage and “bend over backwards.” The meme is sent as an absurd reaction to negotiating aggressively or treating every situation like a business deal. EN: A social media post describes a man turning an unexpected sexual request into a business negotiation. He bargains for access to Canva Pro, Duolingo Family, and Spotify Premium, using a pun on leverage and “bend over backwards.” The meme is sent as an absurd reaction to negotiating aggressively or treating every situation like a business deal.

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