Japanese Ramen Delivery Greentext

>be japanese in 2023 >want to order ramen online >get out my fujitsu pentium 3 laptop >boot up windows xp >open IE5 and go to yahoo.jp to find a local delivery service >print out their business card >write down my order on a sheet of paper and sign it with my hanko seal >go down to the local convenience store and fax it >play some Metal Slug in the store's arcade machine while I wait >delivery man comes and hands me a floppy in exchange for cash >insert floppy into nearby vending machine to get my ramen >guy put the wrong code on the floppy and the machine throws out a used pair of panties instead

A 4chan-style greentext describes an absurdly outdated Japanese ramen-ordering process involving Windows XP, a floppy disk, faxing, and an arcade machine. The punchline is that the vending machine dispenses used panties instead of ramen, parodying exaggerated stereotypes about Japan and bizarre vending-machine culture. It is sent as an ironic reaction to romanticized or technologically outdated depictions of Japan.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 13167 2025-10-23