Elves Commit Too Much Crime

HOW DOES 13% OF THE POPULATION COMMIT 50% OF THE CRIME? WELL LET ME BE HONEST THE THING ABOUT ELF PEOPLE IS THEY COMMIT WAY TOO MUCH GODDAMN MAKE THEM ALL TAKE AN IQ IF YOU SCORE UNDER 100 YOU'RE

A fantasy-style interviewer asks how 13% of the population commits 50% of the crime. An elf-like speaker bluntly blames elf people, says they commit too much, and proposes IQ testing them, before the clip abruptly cuts to a hand-drawn map of Morrowind. The joke combines absurd racist-statistic rhetoric with Elder Scrolls worldbuilding and a sudden visual punchline. Comedic background music gives the exchange an exaggerated, fast meme-video feel and makes the abrupt map reveal land as the final gag.

• @sbunem / 130609 2026-05-07