Smartwatch JSON Fitness Report

clockface.json × { "date": "Sun, 14th Jan", "time": "08:26", "stats": { "hr": "106", "steps": "2,843", "distance": "1.79km", "azm": "22m", "floors": "2", "calories": "932" } "battery": "79%" }

A close-up photo shows a black smartwatch displaying its daily fitness statistics as color-coded JSON code. The absurd punchline is that the watch presents ordinary health data like a programmer’s data object, while the high calorie count and elevated heart rate make the report look comically intense for only 2,843 steps and two floors. It can be sent as a reaction to over-engineered technology, programmer humor, or unexpectedly dramatic fitness tracking.

• @about50posts / 13261 2024-02-15