Scottish Government Police Wojak

POLICE The Scottish Government If this 12-year-old girl is bothering you, put your machete in your other hand and I'll have her arrested. She's giving ME the creeps

A crude drawing of a bespectacled, bearded man wearing a police tactical vest sits behind a desk. A Scottish Government notice jokingly says that if a 12-year-old girl is bothering him, he should move his machete to the other hand so she can be arrested, flipping the expected threat dynamic and making the supposedly authoritative speaker seem creepy. It is used as an absurd reaction to hypocrisy, intimidation, or someone portraying themselves as the victim. EN: A crude drawing of a bespectacled, bearded man wearing a police tactical vest sits behind a desk. A Scottish Government notice jokingly says that if a 12-year-old girl is bothering him, he should move his machete to the other hand so she can be arrested, flipping the expected threat dynamic and making the supposedly authoritative speaker seem creepy. It is used as an absurd reaction to hypocrisy, intimidation, or someone portraying themselves as the victim.

• @eternalclassic / 75262 2025-09-05