Too Much Salt Carbonara

My ex told me she really liked carbonara, so I learned how to make it. Two months later, she told me she realized she was a lesbian. It’s been four years, and I still think about it: was it too much salt?

A plate of carbonara is shown beneath a post about an ex-girlfriend who later realized she was a lesbian. The joke is that the narrator irrationally blames the breakup on possibly adding too much salt to the pasta, turning heartbreak into self-deprecating overthinking. It is sent as a reaction to romantic rejection, lingering regret, or humorously misplaced self-blame.

• @eternalclassic / 75167 2025-09-03