Cicada Pees at Maximum Speed

hey check out how hard i can pee Cicadas excrete fluid in streams of droplets due to their high volume consumption of xylem sap.[60] The jets of urine that cicadas produce have a velocity of up to 3 meters per second, making them the fastest among all assessed animals, including mammals like elephants and horses.[61][62]

A simple stick figure watches a cicada urinate, followed by a close-up of the insect producing an absurdly powerful stream. The joke comes from the factual claim that cicadas can pee at up to 3 meters per second, turning an obscure biological fact into an exaggerated reaction meme.

• @eternalclassic / 75135 2025-09-02