ISS Piss Tracker Update

Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss: ISS Piss Tracker The piss tank on the ISS is now 38% full. ISS Piss Tracker The piss tank on the ISS is now 12% full.

A fake social media post reports that someone aboard the International Space Station produced an “astronomically impressive piss,” followed by contradictory updates showing the tank at 38% and then 12% full. The joke is the absurdly serious tracking of astronauts’ urine and the impossible-looking decrease in tank fullness, making it useful as a reaction to ridiculous or nonsensical updates. EN: A fake social media post reports that someone aboard the International Space Station produced an “astronomically impressive piss,” followed by contradictory updates showing the tank at 38% and then 12% full. The joke is the absurdly serious tracking of astronauts’ urine and the impossible-looking decrease in tank fullness, making it useful as a reaction to ridiculous or nonsensical updates.

• @eternalclassic / 74978 2025-08-30