Fuckaround Findout Code

using (StreamReader reader = new StreamReader(filePath)) { CsvConfiguration csvConfig = new CsvConfiguration(CultureInfo.InvariantCulture); csvConfig.Delimiter = "\t"; csvConfig.HasHeaderRecord = true; using (CsvReader csvReader = new CsvReader(reader, csvConfig)) { using (var cdr = new CsvDataReader(csvReader)) { int row = 0; while (cdr.Read()) { row++; fuckaround { FlatFile file = new FlatFile(); file.settlementStartDate = DateTimeOffset.Parse(cdr[1].ToString()); file.settlementEndDate = DateTimeOffset.Parse(cdr[2].ToString()); file.depositDate = DateTimeOffset.Parse(cdr[3].ToString()); file.totalAmount = cdr[4].ToString(); file.currency = cdr[5].ToString(); } findout (Exception Ex) { Console.WriteLine(Ex.Message); } } } } }

A dark-themed screenshot of C#-style code reads rows from a CSV file and processes settlement and deposit data. The joke replaces the normal try-catch structure with “fuckaround” and “findout,” turning the programming error-handling pattern into the phrase “fuck around and find out.” It is used as a reaction to reckless code, debugging chaos, or consequences caused by experimentation.

• @gentoomemes / 8517 2024-01-06