Woman Versus Computer Comparison
takes 1-2 hours to get ready boots up in 30 seconds doesn't respond to your texts sometimes available 24/7 with a configurable home battery for power outages is insecure about herself incredibly secure against all known vulnerabilities you need to buy her gifts, dinners, trips... 15 100W TDP when idle, about $2 to $13 per month
A humorous side-by-side comparison contrasts a woman with a powerful computer. The woman takes a long time to get ready, may ignore messages, feels insecure, and expects gifts and dates, while the computer starts quickly, works constantly, remains secure, and is cheap to run. The joke presents a computer as a more convenient and reliable alternative to dating. EN: A humorous side-by-side comparison contrasts a woman with a powerful computer. The woman takes a long time to get ready, may ignore messages, feels insecure, and expects gifts and dates, while the computer starts quickly, works constantly, remains secure, and is cheap to run. The joke presents a computer as a more convenient and reliable alternative to dating.
woman / женщинаcomputer terminal / компьютерный терминалgreen shirt / зелёная рубашкаlong blonde hair / длинные светлые волосыblack background / чёрный фонtext comparison / текстовое сравнениеcode window / окно с кодомpowerful computer / мощный компьютерhome battery / домашняя батареяgifts / подаркиdinners / ужиныtrips / поездки
- @gentoomemes / 8320 2023-12-30
- Type
- image
- Size
- 594×433 · 43.9 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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