Wizard Fools His Coworkers

Anonymous I commit nefarious acts 11/07/21(Sun)11:29:37 No.66059693 >coworkers tell me boss reviews the footage every night I work >best coworker tells me boss looking for reasons to fire me >next night I come in with around 3-4 lassos of thin fishing line >act as if Im just walking around but secretly leaving lines on doors and drawers >pull doors and drawers closed magically >2 days later coworkers tell me my boss has been non stop replaying footage where I close a door magically >get a little more daring >tie fishing line around head put on hat >tie end to cigarette >low gravity spin cigarette into my mouth >mfw next night coworkers tell me boss is schizophrenic and retired >me and co worker look at the footage of my nefarious acts >mfw they could all see the fishing line >mfw I wasnt subtle at all >mfw my boss is just a schizoid and everyone thinks Im autistic

A green frog dressed as a wizard appears beside an anonymous forum post about a worker using fishing line to make doors close and a cigarette fly into his mouth. His boss repeatedly watches the footage, assumes the bizarre behavior is schizophrenia, and retires, while everyone else can plainly see the trick. The meme is used as an absurd reaction to someone successfully fooling themselves or being mistaken for something much stranger than they are.

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