Found You Your Ideal Woman

Found you your ideal woman My girlfriend does sound effects during sex and it kills the mood. A couple hours ago we were having sex and she actually made the “Hawk Tua” sound and it took me right out. It was cartoonish. we still had sex but I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it. She’s made other sounds before, lots of onomatopoeia. she’s said “yoink” while reaching into my pants, and made a “boing” noise when she’s getting on top of me. One time I finished and she literally made the “Cha-ching” sound of a cash register and when I asked why she did that she said “money shot.” It was cute at first but it’s starting to turn me off. She doesn’t do it every time but often enough that I think I should bring this up to her? Has anyone else had a girl make noises in bed?

A screenshot of a humorous post about a girlfriend making cartoon sound effects during sex, including “Hawk Tua,” “yoink,” “boing,” and a cash-register “Cha-ching.” The joke is the absurd mismatch between playful onomatopoeia and an intimate situation, especially the pun on “money shot,” making the encounter comically unromantic. It is shared as an absurd reaction meme about awkward sex, bizarre partners, or someone ruining the mood. EN: A screenshot of a humorous post about a girlfriend making cartoon sound effects during sex, including “Hawk Tua,” “yoink,” “boing,” and a cash-register “Cha-ching.” The joke is the absurd mismatch between playful onomatopoeia and an intimate situation, especially the pun on “money shot,” making the encounter comically unromantic. It is shared as an absurd reaction meme about awkward sex, bizarre partners, or someone ruining the mood.

• @eternalclassic / 74149 2025-08-14