Five-Year Plan From the Skyscraper
When your employer asks what your 5 year plan is
A person stands high above a city, opens a glass window, and appears to leap or descend from the skyscraper. The joke treats quitting a job in spectacularly reckless fashion as the answer to an employer asking about a five-year plan; Lynyrd Skynyrd’s dramatic rock song “Free Bird” intensifies the absurd, cinematic exit, while the croak-like sound adds comic contrast. EN: A person stands high above a city, opens a glass window, and appears to leap or descend from the skyscraper. The joke treats quitting a job in spectacularly reckless fashion as the answer to an employer asking about a five-year plan; Lynyrd Skynyrd’s dramatic rock song “Free Bird” intensifies the absurd, cinematic exit, while the croak-like sound adds comic contrast.
skyscraper / небоскрёбglass window / стеклянное окноhigh-rise observation deck / смотровая площадка в высоткеcity below / город внизуperson in blue jacket / человек в синей курткеperson in gray coat / человек в сером пальтоglass railing / стеклянное ограждениеopen window / открытое окноrooftops / крышиbuildings / зданияfoggy sky / туманный небосводhands / рукиdescent / спускjump / прыжок
#five-year plan#пятилетний план#employer#работодатель#job#работа#quit job#уволиться#career#карьера#workplace#рабочее место#reckless#безрассудный#absurd#абсурд#dark humor#чёрный юмор#reaction#реакция#video#видео#skyscraper#небоскрёб#free bird#lynyrd skynyrd#rock#рок#classic rock#классический рок#music#музыка#croak#кваканье#dramatic exit#драматичный уход
- @eternalclassic / 73856 2025-08-08
- Type
- video, 0:16
- Size
- 720×900 · 2.8 MiB
- Mood
- absurd, darkly comic
- Language
- en
- Added