Strange Apple RPG Card

Strange Apple “A delight from the orchards of Cormyr: crisp, juicy, and ever-so-slightly tart.” Hit Points 1 Resistances Piercing Bludgeoning Psychic Poison

A strange red apple is shown beside an RPG-style item card describing it as a delicacy from Cormyr, with hit points and resistances listed like a creature or game object. The joke comes from treating an ordinary apple as a dangerous fantasy-game entity with stats and damage resistances, making it useful as an absurd reaction to overcomplicating something simple. EN: A strange red apple is shown beside an RPG-style item card describing it as a delicacy from Cormyr, with hit points and resistances listed like a creature or game object. The joke comes from treating an ordinary apple as a dangerous fantasy-game entity with stats and damage resistances, making it useful as an absurd reaction to overcomplicating something simple.

• @eternalclassic / 73710 2025-08-05