Every UK Petition Is Rejected

Text on the meme

Every UK petition is like this Petitions UK Government Petition Good thing please we think the UK needs this More details Sign this petition 122,872 signatures Show on a map 100,000 Government responded No.

What it means

A parody UK government petition page shows a vague request titled “Good thing please” gaining 122,872 signatures, only for the government to respond with a blunt “No.” The joke mocks how popular petitions can be unclear yet still attract support, while official responses remain dismissive. It is sent as a reaction to pointless petitions, bureaucratic rejection, or situations where public support changes nothing.

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petition webpage / страница петиции green header / зелёная шапка white webpage panel / белая панель страницы government building icon / значок правительственного здания text fields / текстовые поля green button / зелёная кнопка signature count / количество подписей progress line / линия прогресса map link / ссылка на карту response section / раздел ответа handwritten-style font / рукописный шрифт dark interface background / тёмный фон интерфейса