Online Kiss Doesn't Count

>be blackbot >dating cute Iranian girl >we've only ever interacted online, me in secret because my dad would flay me if he knew I was talking to women online even though I'm 20 years old Not even supposed to be on here >last night I ask her to kiss me >she puts her lips on her screen and I do the same Does that count as my first kiss? No... no it does not

An anonymous imageboard user describes secretly dating a cute Iranian girl entirely online and trying to kiss her through their screens. The punchline is the blunt reply that pressing lips to a screen does not count as a first kiss, making the situation awkward and absurd. This meme is used as a reaction to unrealistic online romance or painfully literal disappointment.

• @eternalclassic / 73497 2025-08-01