Grandson in Wales

I want to kill my grandson I want to give this brat a good education, but for some reason he’s in fucking Wales. Why the fuck is he in Wales? His parents aren’t in Wales, he isn’t related to anyone in Wales. I’m not even CLOSE to Wales, I’m in the Middle of the fucking East. And the worst part? You know what the worst part is? I CAN’T INVITE HIM BACK TO COURT. I swear to god, if this brat doesn’t get back before he turns 6 I’m going to disinherit him and wait for my Heir to make another grandson, one that won’t be going to fucking Wales without supervision. Edit: I killed my grandson.

A Crusader Kings player angrily complains that his grandson has wandered off to Wales for no apparent reason and cannot be invited back to court. The punchline is the exaggerated medieval-family-management frustration, ending with the deadpan confession that he killed the grandson. This is sent as a reaction to absurd game decisions, uncontrollable relatives, or taking roleplay consequences far too seriously.

• @eternalclassic / 73307 2025-07-28