Hydroplaning to Work
>wait until it rains to drive >roads are slick >get up to 112 mph >slam on the breaks >turn off my engine >hydroplane all the way to work Gas prices? Never heard of him.
A muscular, brain-exposed humanoid stands against a cosmic purple background beneath a text post describing an absurd plan to hydroplane to work at 112 mph after turning off the engine. The punchline is that the driver avoids buying gas entirely, treating dangerous reckless driving as an ingenious response to fuel prices. EN: A muscular, brain-exposed humanoid stands against a cosmic purple background beneath a text post describing an absurd plan to hydroplane to work at 112 mph after turning off the engine. The punchline is that the driver avoids buying gas entirely, treating dangerous reckless driving as an ingenious response to fuel prices.
muscular humanoid / мускулистый гуманоидexposed brain / обнажённый мозгbeard / бородаmuscles / мышцыcar implied by text / автомобиль, подразумеваемый текстомwet road implied by text / мокрая дорога, подразумеваемая текстомpurple galaxy / фиолетовая галактикаstars / звёздыplanet / планетаcosmic background / космический фонtext post / текстовый пост
- @eternalclassic / 73230 2025-07-26
- Type
- image
- Size
- 687×800 · 91.0 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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